floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor)

writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain)

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(Source: reddit.com)

happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

pissfreak:

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”