jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

The most important thing you can give someone is your attention.

my psychology professor  (via foxgrl)

(Source: pinchers)

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

A novel written by me.  (via lovequotesrus)

(Source: princessariel2323)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot