precocious:

you shouldn’t wait for new year to make a resolution, because if you want to do something then you should just do it. waiting for new years is just an excuse for procrastinators. 

powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.

vvhaleshark:

i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end

We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.

(via paulwes)

Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned.

(via pleasedontcallmelhead)

(Source: psych-facts)

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet

Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much

Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses

Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know

Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores

Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD

Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho

Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long

Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner

Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills

Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded

Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

cucumberkake:

That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.

cucumberkake:

That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.